Ask the cactus!

[Kaktusen]

So I finally decided to start a thread about you asking me stuff.
Mezzy made a simulair thread but I got permission from him to create my own thread if I just don't copy him, and we cactuses and dwarfes are quite different.

Here's some simple rules that I need you to follow:

*don't go offtopic!

*you ask questions, I answer them. Nobody else answer questions and I won't ask a question here, I might ask our dear dwarf but atleast not in this thread.

*I want you to ask serius questions, they can be about all from everyday problems to how the world got created. I won't answer any inappropriate question, and i'm sure you know what sorts of questions i'm talking about.

*no spamming

*don't ask me about my answers because i'm allways right in this thread.

That's probably all the rules at the moment but I might add some more in the future. :yeah:

[Potatis]

Which is the cactus that grow tallest of all cactuses? :hehe:

[Kaktusen]

Which is the cactus that grow tallest of all cactuses?

Saguaro is the tallest cactus in the world, it can become really, really tall! :happy:

[Potatis]

Where can i find it? (The Saguaro cactus)

[Kaktusen]

Where can i find it?
If you want to see one with ur own eyes you should search in the southwestern United States and northern Mexico. Otherwise google works good ;)

[Mezzy]

What's the name of the cactus on your picture?

Ps. I'll keep a close eye on your thread to keep it clean ;)

[Potatis]

Next question then:

In the Christian belifes they say that we got a "geocentric" world around us, but as we all probably know we actually got a "heliocentric" world(Or atleast our galaxy).. the thing i wonder about is what tycho brahe called his idea about the universe, galaxy and the planets cause it's niether Heliocentric or Geocentric.

[Kaktusen]

the thing i wonder about is what tycho brahe called his idea about the universe, galaxy and the planets cause it's niether Heliocentric or Geocentric.

Brahe made a heliocentric world picture but it had some mistakes, a man named Kepler fixed those errors and made the heliocentric world picture we got today.

What's the name of the cactus on your picture?

I don't really know what it's called but I like to call it a "cactus penis".

And thx for keeping my thread clean good as possible :yeah:

[Amtyn]

How tall is the talles human in the world who's alive?

[Kaktusen]

How tall is the talles human in the world who's alive?

Robert P Wadlow is the worlds tallest person alltime, though he is dead now. He became 21years old and had 265 cm between his feets and head, he were also quite heavy with a weight of 223 kg.

[Natas]

Howcome you often put yourself out to be better than others?
I'm thinking about correcting other's spelling and put people down in general.
This is a serious question, I'm really wondering.

[Sötnos]

Do a cactus ever killed a human? (Unprovoced ofc)

[Kaktusen]

Howcome you often put yourself out to be better than others?
I'm thinking about correcting other's spelling and put people down in general.

I corrected 1guys spelling since he clearly didn't know the word so I just helped him, I don't think he would say thx if I only made it because he spelled something wrong. And I actually don't say that im better then anybody else, but some people here (no names, you know who you are) are just plain stupid.

And yes, i'm great. After all i'm a cactus :yeah:

Do a cactus ever killed a human?

No, there's no proof a human died by a cactus murdering him/her. But many cactuses have died because of humans, I should maybe not tell you this but there's a secret organisation who *come closer, im whispering* are planning to kill all the humanity by planting a gigantic cactus who will have over 100m long thorns :o

[Stern]

...what?!

[Fass]

Do you use google to answer those questions?

[Natas]

I'm not satisfied with the answer. I've seen you correct more than one person. Onfortunately the threads are gone.
Who is plain stupid? You woke my curiosity.

[Kaktusen]

Do you use google to answer those questions?

If I don't know the answer I tell mother cactus to google, I dont google the answers. ;)

i'm not satisfied with the answer. I've seen you correct more than one person. Onfortunately the threads are gone.
Who is plain stupid? You woke my curiosity.

no threads have been deleted, and what ur saying there is all lieing. I won't answer anymore of ur questions because of this :mad:

[Stern]

After thinking, this topic has been re-open, if I see any flamming (including swearing) or complete nosence it will be closed again for good.

[Kaktusen]

After thinking, this topic has been re-open, if I see any flamming (including swearing) or complete nosence it will be closed again for good.
thx, start asking questions again. And natas you allready got ur answered on PM's ;)

[Granberg]

Please stick to the Topic Rules as everyone else...

[Xitoz]

Who made the first candy's?

[Shino]

How do i spell the word "Clock" on japanese? :rolleyes:

[Kaktusen]

Who made the first candy's?

Nobody really know since the first languages didn't have any word for candy's. And candy have looked different from year to year.


How do i spell the word "Clock" on japanese?

You can't spell a japanese word with our letters, therefor I wont translate it ;)

[Mezzy]

Why is it unethical to clone a human?

[Kaktusen]

Why is it unethical to clone a human?

Well i'm a cactus so I don't care about that :yeah:

[Lanan]

Why do cactuses hurt so damn much when you stick your hand into it? :)

[Kaktusen]

Why do cactuses hurt so much when you stick your hand into them?

I think that you allready know the answer for that but cactuses got thorns. So don't pet a cactus again. ;)

[Wilden]

What happens if you take away the thorns from a San pedro or a Peruvian Torch and then eat the meat? :hehe:

[Kaktusen]

What happens if you take away the thorns from a San pedro or a Peruvian Torch and then eat the meat?

You will probably spitt it out since cactuses don't taste to well :P

[Natas]

What's the plural form of cactus?

[Kaktusen]

What's the plural form of cactus?

Cactuses I think, i'm not to good on grammar :happy:

[Natas]

It's cacti. You should have known. You're a cactus :(

[Slusker Svensson]

Why does the cowboy think the cactus is his cock?

[Xitoz]

How get cactus computer's and hands to click around?

[Kaktusen]

How can a cactus use a computer?

Well, i'm the only real cactus that can do that. And I can only do that because i'm a mutant cactus, kinda like ninja turtles :P

[Lanan]

Will you post a picture?

[Kaktusen]

Will you post a picture?

there's a picture of me in the thread "bilder på folket". There's also a picture of my girlfriend :heart:

[Slusker Svensson]

How old can a cactus become before it DIES AND HAS TO LEAVE TIBIANORDIC?

[Kaktusen]

How old can a cactus become before it dies and leave tibianordic?

Well, we don't really know before I die, you might wanna start to count. :yeah:

[Natas]

Why is your inbox full so I can't mail you?

[Kaktusen]

Why is your inbox full so I can't mail you?
Haha, didn't know it was full but we did write quite alot messages, ill delete the ones you sent to me ;)

[Salocin]

Why can ppls have similar threads like you and the short one? Do you guys have copyright?

[Pegoor]

Why can ppls have similar threads like you and the short one? Do you guys have copyright?
Ye i want to ask that to.

[Kaktusen]

Why can ppls have similar threads like you and the short one? Do you guys have copyright?

I asked Mezzy and I didn't copy his rules, only the idea. :happy:

[Salocin]

Why can ppls have similar threads like you and the short one? Do you guys have copyright?

I asked Mezzy and I didn't copy his rules, only the idea. :happy:
Me queston is still, DO YOU HAVE BLOODY COPYRIGHT ?

"Ahh my lord you make a thread about you character, like me! Plixxor banzor !1!11!1!onehundredeleven!1111!"

[Monnz]

*sight* Topic Rules please... READ!

[Forumtroll]

No insults please.

[Kaktusen]

Robert Pershing Wadlow became 272cm tall

According to wikipedia, I remembered right, but it might happen that he became longer after he became 21years old. (yes I looked at wikipedia now)

How come you are one of the biggest retards alive?

I'm not really that so big, just quite tall :P

[Granberg]

Is it cool to be a copycat cactus?

Is the cactus the best googler ever?

[Natas]

Writing "He's dead now and became 21 years old" means he could in no way grow after 21, since he was dead. So I don't understand your last answer at all.
Did he or did he not become 21? :S

[Forumtroll]

No insults please.

[Kaktusen]

Is it cool to be a copycat cactus?

Yes it is. :yeah:

Is the cactus the best googler ever?

Might happen, but as I said I don't use google in this thread, I got book's and alot of knowledge + a mum that can be usefull.

And yes, I used google recently because Monnz said my answer were wrong.

Did he or did he not become 21? :S

Yes, he became 21 years old, and there's alot of days to grow on a whole year.

[Salocin]

Can you answer my queston?

[Pegoor]

Why can ppls have similar threads like you and the short one? Do you guys have copyright?

I asked Mezzy and I didn't copy his rules, only the idea. :happy:
Me queston is still, DO YOU HAVE BLOODY COPYRIGHT ?

"Ahh my lord you make a thread about you character, like me! Plixxor banzor !1!11!1!onehundredeleven!1111!"
DO YOU WANT A BAN? DO YOU WANT A BAN? DO YOU WANT A BAN? DO YOU WANT A BAN? DO YOU WANT A BAN? Annoying, isn't it?

[Kaktusen]

Can you answer my queston?

Nope, but I can answer your question. But I didn't because you should have understand that we don't got copyright. First off by not having a copyright sign "(C)" and the threads aren't completely simulair. ;)

[Salocin]

Can you answer my queston?

Nope, but I can answer your question. But I didn't because you should have understand that we don't got copyright. First off by not having a copyright sign "(C)" and the threads aren't completely simulair. ;)
So if you dont have copyright why cant ppls have similar threats?

[Kaktusen]

So if you dont have copyright why cant ppls have similar threats?

You copied his rules and haven't asked him if you may make a simulair thread.

[Keff]

Why am I so keff ?

[Forumtroll]

Insulting is not allowed...

I see anymore edits from moderators directed at you, it'll be a second banishment.

[Kaktusen]

Why am I so keff ?

Some people were born keff, you're one of them.

[Mezzy]

why are so many people interested in why people copied my thread?

[Kaktusen]

Why are so many people interested in why people copied my thread?

Because they are jellous

[Xitoz]

Why doesnt you look like a cactus where we can post photos on our self?

[Kaktusen]

Why doesnt you look like a cactus?

I'm a mutant, i'm allmost like Michael Jackson. He should be black and I should be green, but we're both white, ofcourse he's whiter then me. And I also shave of my thorns. ;)

[Mezzy]

How can I brew cactus beer?

[Kaktusen]

How can I brew cactus beer?

Ohh.. That's a secret kept in generations but you can allways visit the cactus tavern in my basement to buy some cactus beer. :happy:

[Mezzy]

Where is this basement?

[Kaktusen]

In Malmö (the capital city of skåne). Because I live here, you wanna come drink some with me? It's lonely and cold. :angel:

edit: ehrm it's not a question, come drink with me, haha x)

[Danne Weman]

What's my middle name?

[Kaktusen]

What's my middle name?

I'm afraid I can't answer that question, afterall we cactuses (yes you can say cacti to) don't use middle names. :happy:

[Stern]

Whats my first name then?

[Kaktusen]

Whats my first name then?

I'm sorry but I don't really know? But you're good as you are. :yeah:

[Xitoz]

what type of cactus are you? I gonna hack you if it not exist :cool:

[Kaktusen]

what type of cactus are you?

I'm a mutant cactus, experiment of 11different cactuses. :yeah:

[Xitoz]

Which of the 11 cactus would you been if you wasent a mutant? and tell me 5 cactus you are experimented of

[Kaktusen]

I couldn't have been 1cactus since my genes are from 11different. I'm sorry but I can't tell you neither one of the cactuses I were made of since I was a failure, I became only 50cm tall. :happy:

[Sötnos]

How do I pronouce "Cactus" in the half-danish half-??? languge skånska? (Skåne is ligging in the norden of dänmark)

[Kaktusen]

How do I pronouce "Cactus" in the half-danish half-??? languge skånska?
Skånska is more normal then other swedish, because danish and norwegian people have it easier to understand it. Anyways I don't know how pronounce "cactus" in the language "skånska" since I moved from Halmstad to Malmö when I was 7years old.

If you don't feel like reading this bullshit above since I didn't put alot time to write it since I just came home from a irl meating blalblal...

I feel drunk :happy:

[Hawkaen]

How many thorns do you got?

[Kaktusen]

How many thorns do you got?

None, since I shave them off. :happy:

[Stern]

You're not a very good answering thingy if you don't know my first name, Mezzy would know if I asked him.

Please add a question to your post if you are to reply to this thread.

Don't edit me.

[Xitoz]

what do a cactus like you eat?

[Stern]

How do you plee to the allogations that you're not a catus?

[Kaktusen]

what do a cactus like you eat?

Grass, and bamboo, couse somedays I feel like being a cow and other days I feel like being a panda. :happy:



And stern, I didn't understand your question? :/